It's a rampant disease nestled deep beneath the surface of K-pop's glossy exterior. And when it strikes, both artists and fans alike find themselves at the receiving end of the heavy blow. That's right, guys - once in a blue moon, our favorite artists fall victim to one of the worst, most frightening vices out there - fashion terrorism or faux pas.
While perusing the length of this post, keep in mind that:
1. Fashion faux pas isn't for the fainthearted
2. These K-pop artists don't deliberately choose to commit such crimes.
Granted, fashion faux pas is a distinctly human mistake, so nobody's at fault. The perpetrators might find themselves at the butt of a couple jokes and jabs for some time (or forever), but hey, it's all in good fun.
Let's take a look back to some infamous fashion impairments that we can never un-see. Some of these images are graphic in content, so view at your own discretion, guys.
The fruity colors of Big Bang's
outfit concept works for the most part. Yes, it's a bit taxing for the
eyes to take it all in without bleeding, but overall, it's fun. Besides,
there's hardly anything Big Bang can't really pull off. But let's take a
moment of silence for Taeyang. If he were to piggyback me, I
would control our movement direction by pulling either his right braid
or left braid with the appropriate amount of pressure. 
Oh, G-Dragon. What happened to the other 75% of your
Why Hello There. The detachable velcro skirt was an interesting idea that took a literal approach to Dal Shabet's "Be Ambitious (Look at my Legs)".
B.A.P usually lights up any stage in flames with their presence
Let's be honest - all they need are canes and top hats with feathers sticking out of the side to join the ranks as honorary pimps, a la this fine, swagtastic gentleman:
It's not that I have anything against the beautiful ladies of Orange Carmel. They have some unnervingly catchy songs that stick in your head whether you'd like it to or not, plus they're hella cute. But their stage outfits honestly make me want to go after their stylist and pluck out his or her eyebrows one by one, to really amp up the pain factor. Cuteness can very well be achieved without bows twice the size of an infant's body or poofy dresses my mom used to make me wear for ballet recitals when I was five. I can almost hear the plastic rustling of those dresses.
It's no question that
But the shirt. ....Well, half the shirt.
There are so many normal shirts out there for him to wear; I can vouch for it. Not to put anyone down, but everything that could've possibly gone wrong in one article of clothing can be found in this shirt. Did they run out of fabric? Or were they under the impression that this shirt would be the chick magnet of all chick magnets?
You know something's going to go down when you pair outlandish American fashion designer Jeremy Scott and K-pop's resident screw-homogeneity badasses 2NE1 get together. This much is to be expected, right? I can deal with Minzy's, CL's, and Park Bom's outfits. Why? Because I wear such outfits when I'm headed out the door to run errands around town. (Right).
But Dara's pants are so bold. She should think better than to linger around a carnival, especially near the game booth where they make you aim your water gun at the black dot or they make you shoot basketballs that never seem to go into the damn hoop (it's all the pressure; I choose not to take it personally) for stuffed prizes. Dara would be the all-or-nothing one woman stuffed prize.
He has the height, the face, the throaty voice, and the abdominal region that makes you feel faint. What he doesn't have, so they say, is a particular fashion sense. Ah, the original fashion terrorist - our very dear Taecyeon.
To be completely honest, I really don't think his outfits are that bad. I actually quite like 'em. I think Taecyeon's reached a point in his career where his fashion faux-paus have become so synonymous to his entity, and so it's just weird seeing him in well-coordinated clothes. His clueless fashion sense is endearing and standoffish in all the right ways. A real keeper, if you ask me - unfortunate clothes and all. But I say who needs em, he looks better without clothes anyways.
These girls deserve a trophy. Any trophy - just please, someone give them something that shows how thankful we are that they keep things interesting. Try as I may, I can't seem to stop watching the ladies of Crayon Pop. Their eccentricity and level of bizarreness are comparable to those of my own - and I swear that's saying a lot with regards to where they stand.
I've yet to see them wear miniskirts (without leggings underneath) or clothes that distantly suggest they're part of the K-pop industry to begin with. And I love them for that. On this stage, they opted for animal print tracksuits with white hoods
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